This is why I can't have nice things

Well, per my previous post, I was able to both reach my desk and clean it off (more info and photos to come, including a ridiculous amount of shredding that took way longer than I'd like to admit).  This afternoon, I was able to sit down at my desk to write what was to become this blog post.

Like a real writer.  Also shown: picture that should be properly mounted on the wall.

I had sat down for not even 10 minutes when...

Epic tea spill.  There was nothing remaining in the cup whatsoever.  I don't think I've ever moved so fast, it got everywhere, including on the brand new laptop and the phone (both are fine, but, ugh).  *le sigh*